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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
Did grandma ride in a rocking chair on top of the jalopy?
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This one's for you.
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a turnip in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
[in New Jersey I tell it a little differently]