[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi Bernie,

I think you are a very nice person, understanding, considerate, warm, friendly and with a good sense of humor. What I do not understand is why you can not do the things that you are suggesting your sweet, wonderful, lovely, compassionate, delightful and devoted wife should do.

We are addicted to each other - we now have Sistahs that need our attention and help. That is what being a Sistah is all about.

Of course there is one easy solution to the items you stated - hire a butler and a maid. That way all problems will be resolved.

So my dear Bruddah - you now know what you need to do. As your new Sistah I would like to mention I also need a butler and maid.

See ya soon.

Sistah Hyacinth Bucket