Two elderly sisters retired to Florida. One day they were going to the grocery store and Maude noticed that Ethel drove through the first red light they encountered. Well, Maude thought, maybe the light had just changed. When Ethel drove through the second red light, Maude thought, I wonder if I should say something. When Ethel drove through a third red light, Maude decided she should say something. "Ethel," she said, "do you know you just drove through 3 red lights?" To which Ethel replied, "Oh God, am I driving?" :-)
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