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Originally Posted by redwitch

I have three I truly love to wear. First is the Mean Widdle Kid. Torn jeans, backwards baseball cap, tshirt half tucked in, bag I'd marbles tied to belt, frog and slingshot in pocket, bubblegum. Smear some chocolate on your face and you're good to go. Then there's Enud from Ioway, an Hawaiian tourist. Just find the tackiest, most garish outfit Goodwill has, add a thick hairnet, curler for the bangs and you're good to go. Last is The Shadow. Black pants, black long-sleeved short, black caps and gloves, black mask or black face. Follow people around and be their shadow, never behind anyone for more than thirty seconds. Loads of fun and gets some good giggles.

The best costume I ever saw was definitely the most obscene. I volunteered to help out ar the Exotic-Erotic Ball one year. One guy came fully nude on roller skates with a heavy string tied around his private parts ..... A PULL TOY! Hysterical but definitely shocking, but so were most of the costumes. (And, no, I didn't come in costume. And, yes, I really did want to run away. I truly had no clue for what I was volunteering.

Sounds like a normal Halloween at some San Francisco law firms!