Three old people in a liquor store
A true story...Publix, today...
After circling all the shelves three times not finding what I wanted, I approach the clerk at the register.
Me: I can't remember what you call this, but you mix it with vodka to make a martini.
Clerk: Tonic?
Me: No, it comes in a green bottle.
Lady shopper: SPRITE!
Me: No. It is also alcohol.
Clerk: (Points toward a shelf, jabbing his finger in rhythm with words)
Um,um,um, it's Martini, it's on the bottom shelf.....Um, VERMOUTH!
Me: Yes, beautiful bottle.
Lady shopper: I KNEW that! I'm a martini girl!
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