To be fair, I offer this addendum:
thevillagechicken was a persona created by a real person. At first, the chicken only talked as the chicken, a smartass fowl, and the real person continued to talk as the real person, a wise and gentle soul, but, eventually and as I now realize, inevitably, the lines between the real person and the chicken became blurred and the real person stopped talking at all. Not being strong enough to control the chicken, the real person decided to kill the chicken before it completed the process of taking over the real person's body, mind, and soul. Sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do even if it means writing super long sentences. On the menu tonight......chicken stew. I may shoot the rooster comb into my knees.
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