[Village Kid 2]

Okay Boomer, here's one for you:

There was an expedition to the deepest regions of Africa in search of the exotic Foo Bird. Very few had seen it and it was the creme d'le creme of exotic birds.

So, the bird watchers from America met up with their guides for instructions. The guides said that sometimes the Foo Birds fly over and bleat out "Foo, Foo" and everyone must stand very still, not move a muncle, I mean, muscle. No matter what the Foo Bird does, no movement (kinda like the Freeze In at LSL next week).

The expedition went forward. Deep into the jungle, they suddenly heard, "Foo, Foo". Everyone froze. The wildest, most colorful birds flew over them and in mid air, pooped. It covered all the birdwatchers and was the foulest stench they had ever smelled. But they stood frozen as another group of Foo Birds flew over and again pooped all over them.

Finally, one birdwatcher could stand no more. He started for the river and fell dead in his tracks. One by one, the other birdwatchers could stand no more and fell to the same fate.

The moral of the story is................. if the Foo sh_ts, wear it.

Nite All.