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Old 04-04-2008, 04:32 AM
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Default Re: Albert Einstein - A Very Belated Happy Birthday

OK, I'll jump right in:

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

or

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

or

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. ;D
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