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Default Re: Albert Einstein - A Very Belated Happy Birthday

My all-time favorite pun:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....


A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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"There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein