Why should Hillary be president?

Let's see, because she is honest? Nope that ain't it. Couldn't prove that.
Because she has integrity? Nope that isn't it. Not convincing.
Because she is a good leader? Nope, a leader doesn't abandon her fellow Americans to be killed.
Because she is ethical? Nope, no one would believe that.
Because she lived in the White House with Billy, when he was dogging around? Nope, that just makes her stupid.
Because she got shot at in Bosnia? Nope, another lie.
Because she is a woman? Nope, not important, even if she was black.

I give up, why would anyone vote for her and why does anyone except Bill think she should be president?