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Originally Posted by CFrance

It was Chevy Chase.

[Scene: Interior: The Villages home. There is a knock at the door.]

Tal: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mr. Arlsburgerhhh?
Tal: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mr. Johannesburrrr?
Tal: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Tal: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, sir.
Tal: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Tal: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, sir.
Tal: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on Tal's head, and drags him out of the house, as Jaws attack music plays. Beau barks.]

CF - you are a hoot. This has to be the best joke of this year!