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Old 04-09-2008, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: lizards in lanai

I have one suggestion.

Lizard Stew:
Ingredients:
one fresh lizard (not store bought)
ginger
garlic
lemon juice
salt
beer

Get out a beer. Open. Begin consuming. Clean your lizard being careful to keep the heart, liver, intestines, brain, tail, testicles, and tongue. They will be used in other recipes. Drink a beer.

Pound ginger and garlic in a spice-poundy thing. Drink another beer. Add lemon or lime juice and salt. Rub concoction all over lizard. Beer empty, good, it should be! Go get another.

Place whole lizard on low-charcoal heat making sure to turn him (or her) over several times. Maintaining constant beer drinking.

Sample bits of lizard to check quality and doneness and relieve beer munchies.

When lizard is golden brown, remove from charcoal, cut, and serve.

Suggestion: serve with lots of beer.