Torture at Bealls Dept Store
I went into Bealls with my wife today. What an experience at checkout! Torture may be banned for terrorists but not for Bealls customers.
Hello, how are you today? I am glad to hear that. Have you had the opportunity to obtain a Bealls credit card. No? Well I can help you get that right now. OK . do you have any coupons? Oh isn't this pretty and at such a good discount and with your coupon, it's a steal. You know, if you apply for a Bealls credit card you can even get a better price. By the way, can I Have your EMAIL address so that we can send you more coupons. Thanks. Will this be all today? That will be $5.48. How would you like to pay for that?
Thank you for shopping at Bealls. Here is another coupon that will be good on February 16.
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