Old man Sanders thought he just won the lottery. He got up this morning and was caught by the secret service attempting to gain entry to the White House. He thought that he had won the election and was the new president. When he saw Obama, he thought he was the butler and demanded that he carry his luggage. Rumor is that he had already invited Putin to his inaugural ball. Sanders' first executive order is to rename our country, USSA, the United Socialist States of America. Every president is required to own a dog, so he is going to have two. He is going to name them Karl and Marx.