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Originally Posted by Mintjulep
OMG Boomer, I know that fear!!!!
My hubby has even TOLD me if he was ever gonna leave me for someone,,, it would be her!!!
Thank goodness she finally got remarried!
And that TV is not on the water, or she and her sea captain hubby could wind up there...
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But Mint,
THIS HELLISH FEAR CONTINUES!!!
Have you seen Michael lately? (I think that's her husband's name.) He looks like one happy man I know. But he is getting rounder and rounder and redder and redder.
He gets the most glorious meals. Remember the one she served to him in bed.
Mint, I am afraid that she is "killing him softly."
And then where are we???
OK. Not on the water. OK. Breathe in. Breathe out.
OH NO!!! WAIT! POOR MICHAEL WOULD NOT BE WITH HER!!!
Oh Mint, we need a plan.
I think I will go wake Mr. Boomer up and give him breakfast in bed...just like Paula does for Michael.
:edit: All I can find here are Cheerios and oatmeal. :edit: :edit: :edit: That's just not going to get it.
Oh Mint, I feel your pain.
Wait. I bet Michael is OK. He probably takes Lipitor. And besides, she probably just gives him that fat-laden food every once in awhile. Yes. That's it. She knows how to take care of Michael. Really. It took her too long to find him. She's on it. I'm sure.
Will you see if you can start a club in TV for women who fear that their husbands will run away with Paula Deen? When I get there, I will join.
Boomer