Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
These three old ladies and their dogs
were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far . . . .
:hot: :hot: :hot:
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Kansas City, MO; Alamo & Albuquerque NM; Quad Cities; St Louis; DC ~ NOVA; Nuernberg; Heidelberg; DC ~ NOVA; Liberty Park ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put into it.
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And it's Munc"L"e, not Munc"I"e
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