[Donna]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore

very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.



One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations . She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that

she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her

sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a

word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,

and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and

get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I

watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a

moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to

the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight

towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future

family was standing outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me

and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed

our little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'



And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car. ;D :bigthumbsup: