[Muncle]

Donna,
You no doubt heard about the parapsychologist who was giving a talk at the U of Alabama. He asked the audience how many people believed in ghosts. About 60% of the audience stood up. He next asked how many of these people had actually seen a ghost. About 30% of the audience remained standing. He then asked how many had spoken to ghosts. About 10% remained standing. His final questions was "Has anyone here ever had sex with a ghost?" One guy remained standing.

The lecturer called the young man forward and said, "Do you claim to have actually had sex with a ghost?"

The kid got a real sheepish look on his face and replied, "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat'."