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Old 04-26-2008, 01:02 AM
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The Silent Fart

An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through, she leaned over and

whispered to her husband,

"I just let out a long silent fart.

What do you think I should do?"

He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."