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Originally Posted by rustyp
Oh but there is a lovely breeze AND:
I learned how to drive my car with just two fingers
The seat belts also doubles as a branding iron
Publix has run out of talcum powder
I got cabin fever in August
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Oh I just remembered these precious moments also:
my clothes have developed a mind of their own and learned how to migrate into every crevice of my body
every cap I own has a permanent salt stain around the rim
my eyes are bloodshot from the suntan lotion dripping down
Me and my dermatologist are on first name basis
It rains every afternoon - so hard you can't find the MMP so head for the tunnels - just be careful not to float the tires on your golf cart as the river develops
Ever notice what the humidity feels like right after one of those afternoon showers - ah but the lovely afternoon breeze is coming.