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Originally Posted by kcrazorbackfan

1. Most beginners (and probably a % of "seasoned" executive course golfers) have no idea what you're talking about or don't care; they're just looking for a tee time anywhere.
2. Training on golf etiquette and slow play? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
3. Practicing more? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Very few of them will ever give up that stiff arm backswing with the club pointed almost straight up in the air, their body sliding backward and looking like a ballerina coming up on the toes of their left foot; their downswing then starts with the forward slide while attempting to get the left heel back down all the while keeping their arms stiff and swiping at the ball pushing a worm burner dead right travelling maybe 50yds. Have I gotten their swing pretty spot on?
4. Every time the carts stop, conversations begin regarding absolutely nothing relevant about golf, or even life in general.
5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ambassadors treat players with the utmost respect and make suggestions in the most gentlest way and people will postpone getting that after round drink to complain to the golf shop about how disrespectful the ambassadors were to them.

A large % of the guys that cut the pins probably never play the game.

So true.