except maybe a priest joke
The small town priest was called into the big city to see the Bishop. As he was walking around, a woman approached him and asked, "Want a quickie Father? Only 20 dollars." The priest said, "No, than you" and kept going.
He passed another woman who said, "Want a quickie Father? Only 20 dollars." Again, he declined and kept walking.
He thought to himself, "I wonder what a quickie is. I'll ask the first person I see when I get back to town.
When he returned, the first person he ran into was Mother Superior. The priest asked her, "Sister, what's a quickie"? She replied, "Same as in the city, 20 dollars".
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Steve
---She was only a whisky maker, but I loved her still.
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