This one shouldn't be offensive. I watched the movie St. Vincent yesterday and in the opening scene Bill Murray tells this story.
Man in a bar tells a joke—
“A women answers a knock on the door and an Irish man asks if she has any work he can do. She responds that she needs to have her porch painted. He agrees and two hours later he knocks again and tells her he’s finished. As he is leaving he says,”Lady, just so you know, that wasn’t a Porsch, it was a BMW.”
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