I was falling asleep, but Mr. Boomer was watching it. He said she's a pilot who flew her husband around on his Senate campaign.

I have read that she is the brains behind their investments.

The only woman in the whole world I ever worried about Mr. Boomer leaving me for is Paula Deen. Now, I guess I have to worry about Cindy McCain. I think he might be in luv. I should have tried to stay awake for Leno so I could have scoped out my competition.

And if I told you who Mr. Boomer looks like a younger version of, you would know why I am worried. Let me put it this way. One time, a few years back, Mr. Boomer was followed around a grocery store by an elderly gentleman who kept calling him Senator and asking him why he was in town.

The plot thickens.

Boomer