Who is Eddie? The scandal meter had gone rather dormant around here for awhile and all of a sudden a new Lothario appears on the scene from out of nowhere, riding a drunken squirrel. Or is the drunk squirrel...named Eddie and he's riding a horse???
Wow, you women are in serious trouble. You are casting aside all those wonderful husbands of yours for a rodent?
I am going to graciously make this offer to you all. I will take your old husbands, thereby freeing you up to run up and down trees with "fuzzy tail". Tom thinks this is a great idea cause he needs help with the yardwork to get the house on the market. So just send them on over ...and beware of heights and horse hooves.