Originally Posted by Guest

This post is why this forum can be so entertaining. Get the rimshot ready.

Mary had a little lamb..........
That's what you get for sieeping in barns.

Wait. One more.
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A man is driving down the road in Denmark and sees a guy having his way with a sheep behind a house. *He pulls up in the front of the house and knocks on the door.

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He tells the young man who opens the door what is going on in his back yard.
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The kid replies it's OK, that's my DAAAAD"