Originally Posted by Guest

Donald Trump easily wiped the floor with Ted Cruz in Indiana.

Rafael Cruz, Jr. has called it quits for his run for President (Thank God) and will be returning to Canada to play with Mr. Haney at Petticoat Junction.

Word has it that Carly Farina is going into rehab after first being stomped as an undercard candidate and then plunging Cruz into deep defeat as his VP pick. The rehab will include facial makeovers personally done by Malaria Trump.