It is tough
to not comment
on some of
the other posts.
I would like
to coordinate a
garbage eating club.
We shall dine
at the worst
artery clogging establishments.
Eating with pinkie
finger extended. We
shall go from
fast food establishment
to every known
hole in the
wall and eat
like we're going
to jail tomorrow.
We shall give
gratuities that will
show our most
positive characteristics and
financial flexibility to
other deserving humans.
We shall use
our sleeves to
wipe our mouths
and eat with
our elbows on
the table. We
shall laugh heartily.
We will not
use a calculator
to cypher the
tip. We will
think of others
instead of ourselves.
I am twisted
at the foolish
actions of others
who flaunt their
need to Vogue
because they hold
a couple $$dollars$$.
