All I see when she is on the media is an old " talking head " set atop the " blanket of the day ". And the " talking head " is covered in a thick layer of make-up .

Pull her string and she will say what-ever cliche you may wish to hear . Once in a while she gets confused and drops the wrong cliche on the wrong audience .

Did I really say that I am going to shut down the coal industry and put a lot of miners out of work . No ! No ! I said that I am going to grace the miners with new types of energy jobs such as wind-mills .

But how does that create new jobs for us your Royal Highness ?
Well you can all get together and blow on them to create a source of constant wind .
How do you like my " blanket of the day " ? This one is yellow !