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Old 05-08-2008, 12:58 AM
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Default Gotta love women over 50

Gotta love women over 50 . . .

A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks . . .

"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think . . .

I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said not only am I healthy but . . .

I have the breasts of an 18 year old."

The husband replies . . .

"What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.