I am not a suspicious person by nature, curious yes but suspicious no.
So when I went out to retrieve the newspapers this morning I found my garbage bag torn to pieces and spread across my lawn.
I have a feeling that "Kung Fu bark the terminator" the competitor he is recognizes I am a daring devotee and struck back at me during the early morning hours.
I intend to hunt him down with my net and if I find a shred of a chicken bone in between his teeth I am going to tell him that I know people and I know people with dogs and cats. and then I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse
Oops strike the net he'd bust right through it. I'm may have to hire a professional pest control guy to set a steel trap for him. Its going to get ugly
