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Old 05-24-2016, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by rubicon View Post
I am not a suspicious person by nature, curious yes but suspicious no.

So when I went out to retrieve the newspapers this morning I found my garbage bag torn to pieces and spread across my lawn.

I have a feeling that "Kung Fu bark the terminator" the competitor he is recognizes I am a daring devotee and struck back at me during the early morning hours.

I intend to hunt him down with my net and if I find a shred of a chicken bone in between his teeth I am going to tell him that I know people and I know people with dogs and cats. and then I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse

Oops strike the net he'd bust right through it. I'm may have to hire a professional pest control guy to set a steel trap for him. Its going to get ugly
Probably a feral cat or some other creature looking for some chicken off those bones.

We had an anole which stuck its head out of my parents' bathroom tub's drain for weeks in Palm Harbor. I have no idea how it survived there and it would continue to look up whenever it sensed someone approaching its territory.