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Originally Posted by rubicon
Good morning good neighbors.
My imagination is running wild with the possibilities.
So let me send out a trial balloon on the possibility of an interest in an anole fighting ring on my lanai.
Contestants with trained anoles can apply to me and I will arrange a match by weight, length and sex. I will do all the promoting ,advertising and provide a generous food/beverage menu .
Clearly I do not want to be accused of harming animals. So the declared loser of every fight will be based on the first anole to lose his/her tail. I'll also provide a pre-paid cheer leaders unit (Wham Bam Wail...Hit Him In The Tail)
P.S. I've already filed my plans with the federal government and secured the required licensesby attending the three hour anole fighting ring training course required by the state of Florida . I'm good to go.
If this gig doesn't pan out I can always apply my training to be a traveling referee for the anole games  |
There are no anoles that are brave enough to survive the great lizard hunter Beau on our lanai.
