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Originally Posted by charmed59
Many years ago a friend was awakened from a deep sleep after a late night. He threw on a robe and headed down the stairs to answer the door. A quick look through the peep hole and he saw it was church dressed folks with bibles. He tossed off the robe and opened the door. They never, ever came back.
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Joking around, I had discussed a similar course of action with my better half. I suggested that I would strip naked, put a couple of donuts on my ding-dong and open the door with a cup of coffee in each hand and say, "Coffee? Donuts?"
My dear wife said, "Do-NUT" and walked away.