Originally Posted by SteveZ

Don't worry "Ill-Al," as when you least expect it you will be a guest of the government at "Klub Krome," just west of the Florida Turnpike near Miami. It's a wonderful place - similar to Club Med, and it sort of like a commune - you get to share facilities with like-thinking folk of various cultural backgrounds.

The "Klubmaster" is a sweet gentlemen in a black robe who will see to it that prior to being provided coach (equivalent) class transportation back to your native land, you get to sample fine cuisine prepared as best as can be provided for a couple bucks a day, and even have the chance to wash your own laundry. You'll even get innoculations for TB and a few other maladies. He'll even inform you that the service you receive - food, lodging and transportation - is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for someone who falsely claims US Citizenship in order to gain a benefit or service.

The next time another kindly soul called the Assistant U.S. Attorney will charge you with a felony and make you the guest of the Bureau of Prisons for 18 months prior to being deported again. A third time will be full sentence (minimum of five years).

So, Ill-Al. Enjoy the opportunity to vote. The experience will be quite "unique"........