Why would anyone want to retrieve a golf ball from a pond? don't they know once a golf ball hits water it becomes addicted to it and will desperately seek more water (ie its going to go back in a pond)
On the serious side I do not care much for the phrase "you can't fix stupid" Its demeaning, unfair and unnecessary. There is not one person posting or viewing these pages that hasn't done something stupid. and it certainly wouldn't make me feel better about myself by calling other people stupidly unfixable