Talk of The Villages Florida - View Single Post - Daddy Longlegs
Thread: Daddy Longlegs
View Single Post
 
Old 05-15-2008, 10:40 PM
Rokinronda Rokinronda is offline
Platinum member
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,719
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Default Daddy Longlegs

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just Stopped
and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had
captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
Spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
Replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
Took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any
Of that brokeback mountain s**t in our garden."

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it