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Originally Posted by Muncle
Nonresidents without passes, buffalo, and the Morse family have been going out at night eating anoles --- that's what the "geckos" are --- in order to deprive the poor resident snakes of their food. But not to worry. The POA has filed a class action lawsuit demanding that the Developer establish an Anole Preservation Area in all locations now used for the Buffalo. Next year, the high school will rename their sports teams, The Villages Lizards (the name soundly defeated The Villages Anoles in a poll).
Our next concern, of course, involves the dwindling number of love bugs found in TV this year. We are looking into actions the Developer may have performed that have resulted in harm to these creatures and violated the implied agreements in our deeds that guaranteed our rights to enjoy our twice-yearly visits by these adorable characters.
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Oh my gosh you are toooo funny!!! ;D :joke: Have you ever thought of writing for a living????? I NEVER would have thought of those possibilities...but now that you've mentioned them...I think you might be right. I'm sooooo glad the POA will get right on this matter. Makes me sleep better at night feeling all "warm and fuzzy" just knowing that they are out there day AND night working for me and all of God's little creatures. AND...as for the lack of lovebugs...I wasn't going to mention that...lest I also be accused of seeing "little green men"...but since YOU mentioned it first...it IS weird isn't it????