Thank you, but I don't have time and I don't have the patience to deal with inept politicians.

Even if the military didn't want them? You seem to forget that it used to be a policy, all the way through Vietnam, for judges to offer convicted criminals a choice of going to jail or joining the military. It even happened during the Vietnam Conflict. Hey, the Army will take anyone. If not, then congress can start a new military branch called the LTW, Loosers To Winners.