[bsliny]

After being married for 43years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, 46 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old gal.

Now I have a $700,000+ home, a $55,000.00 car, nice big bed and big
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old gal, and she would make
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis..