Originally Posted by Guest

On the theme of being fair and balanced, here's few cute little quotes coming from Queen Hillary the first:



“Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” [guess that wasn't quite true]



“He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.”



“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” [we do want a pres with imagination, no?]



“There’s a different leader in Syria now. Many of the members of Congress of both parties who have gone to Syria in recent months have said they believe he’s a reformer.” [says the Secstate]





“With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point, does it make?”



“I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned about Islam has come from my daughter. As some of you who are our friends know, she took a course last year in Islamic history.” [wow]



“My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. You know, I just… I don’t understand it.” [that is a puzzle, right?]



“We have a lot of kids who don’t know what work means. They think work is a four-letter word.” [it isn't??]



“We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. It was not easy.” [see, just like us, the little people]





“The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.” [wow, she's just like us]



“Put this helicopter on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!” [yep, just like us]



“If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” [ah, I was wondering where Bill got his inspiration...being kicked where he thinks]



“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President.” [more like "we are legion"]



“The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they’re not.” [can't argue with that one]



“My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.” [I did not make that one up]



"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian." [can't be a commie and a Christian either]



"God bless the America we are trying to create." [is that you, god?]



"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

[hmm, where have I heard that one before?]