[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

That does sound amusing. And probably not at the time.

With my luck a sink hole would probably open up and swallow the bride and her family and leave me looking down the hole and screaming. The bad stuff usually happens to people near me not so much me. If you know my posts you get the gist-- Michelle Mitchell's death on my BD (2-24-1976), stabbing of Tom Snow and recovery after his "death" (he survived), mudslide at Davis Creek near Bower's Mansion (Memorial Day 1983) about a mile from where I worked ogling female life guards at the food service near the pool, stalker at U of MN Law Library, paranoid schizophrenic brother-in-law, cataloger of WESTLAW around librarians who wanted Project to fail once brain behind it got her Law Library Directorship somewhere else, and probably another dozen of these. Oh and my Dad was the Catastrophe Manager at a major insurance company who handled messes like Hurricane Andrew and Harvey's Wagon Wheel bombing. I should have a bunch of lawyer warnings on my forehead.

Please keep your distance from me