Originally Posted by Guest

Just came back from a " foil - run " to Publix .
I read on here that it might be running low . I found that the stock was down but a worker told me that they would have a new shipment of foil delivered to all Publix area stores by 2 PM today and that they would be immediately restocking the shelves . Apparently Thursday and Friday are their two busiest days of the week .
My question is what is the best configuration for my foil hat - receiver ? Where I came from it was too often very windy for a standard tin-foil hat so we learned how to modify pasta -strainers .
The legs of the pasta- strainers acted like an antenna and enhanced the signals coming from RNC Headquarters even during the day .
Of course at night we could receive signals from other Conservative dominated civilizations from as far away as the next Galaxy !
So again any advice on how to shape my tin foil hat would be helpful so I thank you in advance .