If all the hot parties in your neighborhood all end before 9:30 pm, you might be a Villager.

If depends has a whole different meaning than in most places, you might be a Villager.

If you are turned all about by roundabouts, then you might be a Villager.

If you start a fire in your house after turning on the oven and igniting the oven instructions inside, then you might be a Villager.