When I was watching the news about Hillary on 9/11, my wife walked onto the room and asked me what had happened to hillary. I told her "Nothing, she just took a little trip and will be out of the campaign for a few days." She asked me where she took a trip to and I told her up North.

What happens when the going gets too rough for Hillary?
She takes a trip to get out of working.

Hmm, now that I go back and read my little jokes, I realize that they are all FALLING FLAT.