[Muncle]

I've got the most adorable parakeet and my neighbor has two beautiful canaries. The gal across the street has a lovely myna bird and the British couple has two budgies which friends keep when they must return to their motherland for 6 months and a day. Anyway, we strongly feel that the developer should install a series of "bird flies", hopefully one in each village. This would be an enclosed area large enough that we could bring our loving pets (who are like children to us) and allow them to fly free for a time without the constraints of small cages or leashes. It's only fair since we pay the same amenity fee as dog owners and we get nothing.

There are only two issues with this plan. First, the guy around the corner has a hawk, so he should really be kept in a separate bird fly from our more domestic animals else he'd tend to eat them. And second, we'd probably have to have a staff of fireman type guys to help owners retrieve the birds when it was time to leave, especially if the fly had some trees in it, as it likely should.