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Originally Posted by golfing eagles

the weather channel interviewed 3 people who live on the ocean in cocoa beach and plan to "ride it out".
The first said all her neighbors always ride it out and have a big party, so she plans on drinking all day
the second said he saw a bunch of utility trucks on the road, so he knows it will be ok because the state is "prepared"
the third rocket scientist said the gulf stream is offshore and he knows that it will pull matthew out to sea! (must have majored in meteorology)

momma always said, "stupid is as stupid does"

Hilarious!