Let's face it guys. Haven't we all grabbed chickie babes by the crotch? It's what we do. And we all know they love it. They think it's a compliment. As real men, we also stay away from the fattys and the flatties. Tens they are not. We'll do them in private when the guys aren't around but don't brag about it. It's not like we're Sinatra and referring to them as broads. We're modern men who respectfully call them anything we want want because we always forget their names.
Now be truthful. Would you do Hillary? Even Bill won't touch that rancid meat. But would you do Milania? Now you're talking. She's real first lady material. So why is anybody even debating about who to vote for. Unless you're masturbating until you vote for Mr. Milania. By the way Rosie O'Donnell fell into a pig trough and they wouldn't even eat her. And that's my take on politics for tonight.