Originally Posted by Guest

Hillary found out that her LGBTQ vote is down so she has decided to come out of the closet. She now says she has been having an affair with a married woman for some time. To protect the privacy of her partner, she refuses to release the identity to the public. Campaign staff released a statement late today, and say that they are predicting that this should increase the queer vote enough to put her over the top in several battleground states.

On another note: A new popular T shirt slogan is making great leaps in campaign contributions. The new T shirt Says simply "Kiss a Muff for Hillary" and is selling for a reasonable sum of $19.99 plus S&H. Get them early because they are sure to sell out and become back ordered.