[sschuler1]

You are all making me cry so much, that I decided to tell a funny story about my dad. Dad was always playing practical jokes on my mom, and we loved it when he would get us involved in the prank. One day he decided to splurge and bought a few lobsters at the grocery store for dinner. But he couldn't resist scaring my mom with them first. So he decided to put them in the crisper drawer in the refrigerator so that when she opened the drawer they would be clawing to get out! Well, it took four days for my mother to get around to opening that drawer. I remember my dad feeding lettuce to the lobsters to try to keep them alive. Those were some angry lobsters when she opened that drawer! I'm sure you can imagine the scream....